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on 5.12
by seele





on The Secrets of the Powernap
by seepinglight





Shockolate Vault Jar
Submitted by Larry on Fri July 7th, 2006 at 02:56:27 PM EDT
Shockolate Vault JarChocoholic? Or just can't having that cigarette? Well, just lock it away in this jar.. and if you try to cheat, well, you're in for a shocking!
lace your favourite chocolate and sweets or your packet of ciggies inside the jar and screw the lid closed. Programme the timer; you will see the clock count down until it is time for your treat. To open the jar squeeze the pads on top of the lid and twist anticlockwise, but remember if you do this before the time is up you are in for a shock literally. Once the timer is set you cannot get into the jar until the time has passed and if you do you will receive a rather deserved shock A great idea for dieters or those trying to quit the fags or for keeping other members of your household away from your stash.
Of course, it really still is only a hammer away from your desires, but it might be a good first step.. or just be one of those things you throw away after using it for a day, if even that long. Or, if you're evil, you can try locking your workmate's stuff in there, muhahahahha..

Via Candy Addict, Shiny Shiny
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