For the lazy drinker that must drink it all, but either too lazy to memorize the drink lists, or just too lazy to actually it, there's a solution for you - Lazy Drinker, a computerized drink mixer:

The Lazy Drinker quite simply is a computer controlled mixed cocktail dispensing device. It's designed to hold 16 ingredients and multiple units can be chained together to get more. By using a series of pressurized valves, the ingredients are mixed automatically by your computer perfectly every time. With a database of over 5000 drinks, you'll have plenty to choose from.

Which means if you're like us, and have 5 different drinks a day, it'll take you 3 years to try it all! I hope this thing comes with a checklist, but at 750$, the price is slightly hefty for this poor idiot.. though it is served in a cooler, so at least the drinks would be cold or something..

Via Born Rich, UberReview